February 2012
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suckmyphallus:
OH MY GOD
I WAS LISTENING TO THE PROTOMEN AND WHEN I GOT TO THEIR SINGLE, BEARDS GOING NOWHERE, I LOOKED IN THE GENRE SECTION AND YOU WONT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT THEY HAVE LABELED AS THE GENRE
FURY
THE GENRE FOR THIS SONG IS FURY
OMFG I CANNOT STOP LAUGHIng
Reason #73827 that I love this band forever. GOD DAMN.
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So I have Mordin and Garrus back on my team. Holy shit Mordin talks WAY faster than I thought he would. Like, I had this idea of who he would be from what people have said, but goddamn I was not ready for that level of fast talking. Thank god I have subtitles.
Now I’m on the citadel and I get to meetup with my old bro, Anderson. Shit yes, you are the coolest dude ever.
I still feel wicked...
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And I'm off to Mass Effect 2!
apple-beverage:
gasolineveins:
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THE RACHNI
DID YOU SAVE THEM
of course i did, silly
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And I'm off to Mass Effect 2!
Dat final boss, yo. I was NOT prepared for that. Felt like a badass running in and out of those blasts with my shotgun. Damn it feels good to be a vanguard.
And so, the council lives, Anderson is now humanity’s rep, and all’s well that ends well. Until my playthrough of ME2, that is.
my body isn’t sure if it’s ready or not. anyways I’ll save your dashes with these...
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Well that was... Anti-climatic
Wow Saren, the game builds you up to be this hardcore motherfucker, but that’s it? It took me a minute to kill you. You are piss easy. Good job, Bioware. You made Benezia harder than the main antagonist of the game. Good fucking job, yo. I SAVED THE COUNCIL. I AM THE HERO. ITS ME.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RIP Mako. I actually WILL miss you. ;_;7
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ktjayne:
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before I saw the tag I literally thought this meant “me spoilers” as in “don’t read this unless you’re caught up on the gasolineveins canon, this is a doozy”
oh my fucking god that’s great
the story of gasolineveins is such a deep and compelling story. SPOILER ALERT: not really
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welp
I finally got to Virmire. Wrex didn’t have to be killed (thank god), and I sacrificed Kaiden. I didn’t like Kaiden that much to be honest, but I felt horrible leaving him behind. Now sad music won’t stop playing in the Normandy. My body wasn’t ready for this.
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docmidnight:
First off Grandpa Harley wears pretty much the same outfit as TR’s iconic safari getup:
Theodore Roosevelt was a notorious hunter and learned taxidermy at age 6 and after a hunting trip to Africa he started the Smithsonian Museum to showcase all of the exotic animals he had stuffed.
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finally you post this. you are a smart cookie, jay.
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Holy SHIT Lift is AWESOME. I took out a krogan commander almost instantly with it. Shit yes, you are the best biotic ever.
On Feros, btw. This isn’t TOO bad, like my friends were saying. I also did a metric fuckton of Citadel missions, plus Garrus’ and Wrex’s missions. So far, so good.
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I had to go lock up some equipment for my job, and while I was walking back, I found a dollar on the side of the quad. Shit yes that means I can buy a drink.
It’s little stupid things like this that make me feel good.
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GOD FUCKING FINISHED NOVERIA FINALLY JESUS FUCK BENEZIA GOOD GOD
not gonna lie, releasing the rachni queen felt good. she seemed so grateful and it was oddly touching. i really like mass effect so far!
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pfefferi:
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The Airship Adrift: So, you're interested in the... →
marllone:
saywhiplash:
But you’re just too lazy to start playing it, right? Worry not.
I see a lot of people arround here saying they’re interested in the series but they can’t find the roms and stuff. That’s why I made a “special package” with all of the three games (EarthBound…
AH YES THIS IS AN EXCELLENT POST.
Also adding, alot of people get discouraged from EarthBound’s...
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Does anyone have tips against Matriach Benezia and...
Because I keep dying over and over and it’s driving me insaneeeeeeeeeeeee.
I have Liara and Garrus as my team. how do
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I just got Liara on my team and AAAAAAA She’s so adorable I love her I’m going to romance the fuck out of her *U*
Mike’s telling me to go to Novaria now. Welp.
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Playing Mass Effect for the first time
So far I have this to say.
Garrus. Garrus, you are so lovable and already you are my favorite squad member. I am going to have you in my party forever.
Wrex is cool too and so is Tali but Kaiden and Ashley are boring. I have to get Liara next so yeah
cumberbaby:
what if someone got a boner and whispered to themselves “its ok.. youre free” and unzipped their fly and the penis changed into a bird and flew away
gotta woobat fast: Contact Lens Giveaway! →
faxen:
I ordered some contacts in the mail the other day, and they gave me a free pair of grey and violet accent lenses. I have no use for them, so I thought I’d do a little giveaway! I also have a pair of yellow cat-eye contact lenses that I’m not going to be using,…
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And then Mike went home to Canada
and i’m super sad. :c
time to drown my sorrows in chips, dip, and mass effect. the best medicine for the sads!
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Just had the best weekend ever! My boyfriend’s visiting for a few days and I just partied and hung out with my friends! I wish every weekend could be this awesome! *u*
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chemicalmagician asked: SAM! Jay is being a jerk! He called me weird when I started randomly dancing. DO something about it!
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I swear to fuck if my boss keeps fucking making mistakes and blaming me for it one more time I’m quitting. I can’t stand it anymore.
Please send me pictures of Elephants.
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